If you haven’t been reading gamepolitics.com’s posts of the transcripts of Jack Thompson’s Bar Trial, you have been missing some hilarious stuff including such jems as:
JT: Do you recall my cursing at you?
CJ: I do not recall you cursing…
JT: In fact, I told you to “go fuck yourself,” didn’t I?
JT: What’s the cut-off on how many faxes?
MOORE: Oh, I don’t know. You reached it, whatever it is.
JT: Anybody else ever reach it?
MOORE: No… Not close… You ruined my fax machine.
JT: I ruined your fax machine?
MOORE: It quit.
JT: Did it.
JT: What kind was it?
SMITH: Mr. Thompson, I’m going to ask you to step back. Step back.
JT: I’ll step back when the court asks me to.
DT: Let’s do this. We have a podium that’s pushed over… Let’s have all parties utilize the podium.
SMITH: Thank you, Your Honor.
DT: All right.
JT: What were you afraid of, Mr. Smith?
DT: Okay. That’s inappropriate.
JT: No. It isn’t inappropriate, Judge. I don’t mean to argue with you, but I’d like to know what Mr. Smith is concerned about.
DT: Mr. Thompson, I’m going to ask you to please utilize the podium as it is –
This is stuff you can’t make up. This cries out for dramatic reenactment.